The Joys of Being Middle Class

We distance ourselves from sink estates
while others drown in misplaced hate
the grime, the concrete, giro cheques
it's all so feck...less.

Students in our coffee shops
the java slop the java slop
the office workers two by two
the office couples the Office shoes

Broadsheets? So broadminded mate
Murdoch rags just peddlin' hate
lets quaff our hummus wear our flip flops
benefit fraud gives us a big strop

The 2.4 and four wheel drive
three bed semi, office skive
attainable with banal work
and not the work those fuckers shirk.

Oh I'm the same
the same as you
the difference?
I've got a fucking clue.